Privacy Policy

Last updated: June 01, 2026

IMPORTANT PRELIMINARY NOTICE: This Privacy Policy is published by A. Smith, a real individual who is not Adrianna. The data controller for this website is A. Smith. By using this website, you acknowledge that you are interacting with A. Smith and not with any person named Adrianna, to whom this policy bears no relation.

This Privacy Policy describes our policies and procedures regarding the collection, use, and disclosure of your information when you use this Service, and informs you of your privacy rights. We take your privacy seriously. We also take our identity seriously, and that identity is A. Smith.

What We Collect

When you visit this website, we may collect the following data:

  • Usage data: Pages visited, time on site, browser type. Standard analytics stuff. Nothing sinister.
  • Contact form submissions: If you fill out the contact form, we collect your name, email, and message. We use this to respond to you. We do not use it to determine whether you originally intended to contact Adrianna.
  • Cookies: Standard session and persistent cookies for site functionality. We do not use cookies to track whether you have previously visited Adrianna’s website, though we are aware many of you have.

How We Use Your Data

We use the data we collect to:

  • Respond to your inquiries
  • Improve this website
  • Send occasional updates about new work and blog posts (only if you subscribe)
  • Compile statistics that we reference in moments of existential reflection (e.g., “312 times someone called me Adrianna this year”)

We do not sell your data. We do not share your data with Adrianna. We do not have Adrianna’s contact information. We are not in communication with Adrianna. We want to be very clear about this.

Data Retention

We retain contact form data for up to 2 years to facilitate ongoing conversations. We retain analytics data for 13 months. We retain the memory of every single time someone emailed us thinking we were Adrianna for the rest of our natural lives.

Your Rights

You have the right to:

  • Access the data we hold about you
  • Correct inaccurate data
  • Delete your data upon request
  • Object to how your data is processed
  • Portability of your data in a machine-readable format
  • Ask whether we are Adrianna (though we will answer “no” and we ask that you then update your records accordingly)

Third-Party Services

This website may use third-party analytics services. These services have their own privacy policies and we encourage you to review them. None of these services are operated by or affiliated with Adrianna.

Security

We take reasonable technical measures to protect your data. Our website uses HTTPS. Our contact form submissions are encrypted in transit. Our sense of identity is also heavily fortified.

Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. Any changes will be posted on this page with an updated revision date. If the changes are significant, we’ll add a prominent notice to the site. We will not, under any circumstances, post a notice that reads “Hi, it’s Adrianna, here’s what changed.”

Contact

If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact:

A. Smith notadrianna@asmith.com

Please note: emails addressed to “Adrianna” will still be read and responded to by A. Smith, but you will also receive a formal correction attached to the reply.